(/fən./) Noun
The damn band is
1. A
indie-pop band that is on "hiatus" (as of Dec.
2016) but is probably
dead because Nate Ruess just wants to be free, Jack Antonoff is a god, and Andrew Dost just wants to be big
2. Only famous because of Glee and Super Bowl XLVI
3. The sound of the Left-Wing (U.S.A.)
4. Connected heavily with the faces of modern pop even though people don't realize it because lets face it they are a three-hit wonder
5. The only other sub-famous band with puncutation other than Panic!
6. Apparently shares the name of some metal band somewhere in the world
Their songs are
1. A trigger warning to the early 2010's
2. The reason why forty-to-seventy-something year olds didn't stop humming "carry on, carry on"
3. Actually very beautiful if you actually listen to all of Some Nights and Aim and Ignite for 3 years
straight
4. A terrible way to discover Janelle Monae
Their fans are:
1. "
Fun.atics"
2. Hipsters
3. Old People
4. Basic LGBTQ+ peeps
5. Located in the dark and lonely corners of
Tumblr, lowkey fan accounts on Twitter, and probably somewhere in the depths
Reddit because
Reddit has everything
6. Probably only in love with Nate Ruess and his feline-esque voice
Average Person: "What's the band that sings that song that goes "Tonight..."
Person who knows their shit: "
Fun., aka. Depression."
Average Person: "Yeah... their lead singer sounds like she
smoked a lot."
Person who knows their shit: "You know that's actually pretty accurate."