FULL BONER

the expression jethro uses when he has an extremely stark erection i mean extremely stark!

this morining jethro woke up and said oh my god i have a full boner!

FULL BONER by joeypopcorn February 26, 2008

Full Blown Boner 

The event horizon of any gathering (social or private) at which the fun and excitement of the moment is bigger or more exciting than usual.

Guy1: "Dood, that party last night went Full Blown Boner right after you left with that Swamp Donkey. There were so many more hotty-bomb-bodies than guys that some of them ended up hooking up with each other!"

Guy2: "STFU..."

Full Blown Boner by Uncle Boner June 7, 2011

Full Boneration 

The state of full penis erection that is typically only achievable by a vegan diet.

I ate steak last night and had trouble reaching full boneration.

Full Boneration by Winter Is Coming ADK February 1, 2020