fugly bus

the mysterious bus that whisks away all the ugly people from the bar and replaces them with their beautiful cousins; usually arrives after your tenth drink.

Jose Contreras: Wow, where did all these aesthetically gifted women come from?
Bruce Lee: I assume the fugly bus came by a few drinks ago.
Jose Contreras: Shit... well, fuck it.

by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

fugly bush pig

Fucking ugly bitch with a face like a smashed crab.

She is such a fugly bush pig.

by Sommeramaryllis June 10, 2007