fucz

great job, you spelled fuck wrong. im amazed at how you managed to press the z key when its on the complete opposite side of the keyboard from the letter k. its really amazing how great you are at pressing the completely wrong key on a keyboard. heres an award for your amazing skill and talent actually nevermind we ran out of awards and now we have to make another one which requires wood and metal which needs to be mined and cut down from machines that probably use gas and then transfer the materials to a factory in a truck or car which probably uses gas and then the factory also probably uses gas and then we have to transfer the award to your house which takes more gas probably and then it will be at your house and you will walk which the food you’re eating to get energy is probably being made by gas or something and so then your using gas to walk technically and then you go to your door and get the trophy
congratulations

great job dumbass you caused global warming now the earth is gonna fuczing explode

are you happy now
oh you’re still depressed?

good for you

fucz by avicados September 7, 2021

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fuczjhdidbjandbjsbsking

It’s like fucking but with more keysmash-esque panic to it (you can put any keysmash you’d like between fuc- and -king for added effect)

You’re so fuczjhdidbjandbjsbsking cool

fuczjhdidbjandbjsbsking by Cinnamon_Coco February 24, 2022

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- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
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jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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