Cassidy: "Scotty, your a fucking virgin!"
Scotty: "I can't be a virgin if i am fucking."
Cassidy: "Exactly, Scotty. You can't be fucking, because your a VIRGIN!"
Scotty: "Shut the fuck up."
Scotty: "I can't be a virgin if i am fucking."
Cassidy: "Exactly, Scotty. You can't be fucking, because your a VIRGIN!"
Scotty: "Shut the fuck up."
by goofy douchee bagg. October 16, 2008
Cassidy: "your a fucking virgin."
Scotty: "i can't be a virgin if i am fucking."
Christina: "but you can't be fucking, because you are a virgin."
Scotty: "well shit."
Scotty: "i can't be a virgin if i am fucking."
Christina: "but you can't be fucking, because you are a virgin."
Scotty: "well shit."
by goofy douche bag October 09, 2008
i was killing this innocent civilian child the other day when it hit me- fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
by walt hewins April 03, 2008