fucking the cat

Being in charge/ in control

Who's fucking the cat here? I am, so shut up and hold the tail.

by rolox2 May 5, 2016

"who's fucking the cat?"

A question asked in place of 'whose problem is it, mine or yours?'

"Don't smoke too much, it's bad for yah"
Reply: So, "who's fucking the cat?"

by chris5 September 29, 2006

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.

Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

by You will not win today July 22, 2011