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steal her fucking eggs 

when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.

See also: vaginal rape
John: "What up biddy?"

Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."

John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"

John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"

I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

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Person 343: I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

Fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters 

Masturbating, male masturbating. Manuela is the hand and her sisters are the fingers.
Hey man why were you taking so long in the shower?
I was fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

Zach Fucking Herrera 

Just the coolest kid youll probably ever know if you get the majestic chance of meeting such and amzing person
Dude: bro do you know Zach Fucking Herrera
Bro: Hellz yea i do dat kidz the shit!!!!

National thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day 

When you married to a bitch but every year somebody else got have sex with her.
I know that your wife but I gotta clap her cheeks for national thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day.

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fauxstalgia 

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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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