Fucking Ball
Fucking Ball by John Football August 29, 2010
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ball-fucking
"The insertion of the testicles into the anus or vagina; for many people, the testicles must be tied up at their base and the scrotum must be hanging loose for this to be possible."
*credit: Men's Health Teaching Group
*credit: Men's Health Teaching Group
After exhausting every other possible position, the two decided to engage in a raunchy night of ball-fucking.
ball-fucking by missedtackle March 2, 2006
ball fucking
ball fucking by Nathan F July 20, 2008
8 ball fucking
When a man lays down a woman on a billiards table and undresses her and sticks his cock inside her. A more fetishized version of this act is when instead of the mans penis, the man sticks a billiards cue up the woman's pussy
8 ball fucking by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017
Monkey fucking a bowling ball
A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
Monkey fucking a bowling ball by anonymous November 15, 2025
ball bashing mother fucking bastard
someone who squashes sandwiches
girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me
ball bashing mother fucking bastard by simple immortality November 11, 2006
fucking ballsack
Definition 1
I'm confused...
Fucking ballsack so am I.
Definition 2
Dude he just fell
Ouch FUCKING BALLSACK I fell.
I'm confused...
Fucking ballsack so am I.
Definition 2
Dude he just fell
Ouch FUCKING BALLSACK I fell.
fucking ballsack by FUKING BALLSACK August 23, 2011
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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