fuckin' minger 

Usually used to describe a woman who is very ugly. Can also be used for a man, but less common.

A: Ah shagged that burd the other night.
B: Ye whit!!!? She's a fuckin' minger.
A: Aye, but ah wiz too pished tae gee a fuck.

fuckin' minger by Jamie September 27, 2004

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt 

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007