fuckin bagel

What you say during lunch out loud for no reason.

"Have a lot of homeowrk today?"
"FUCKIN BAGELS."

by Kingsplayer2 February 4, 2009

fuckin bagel

sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.

Tom-Dude were have you been?

Joe-I was fuckin bagels.

Tom-Fuckin B.

Joe-Why?

Tom-It has more holes.

by sex on the stove March 16, 2009