Girl, I woke up and checked my Facebook page. How about this dude posted a video of turtles getting their freak on?

I saw that shit! I was visited by the fuckery fairy too! *smmfh*

Fuckery Fairy by funny bish January 18, 2010

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Trump-fuckery

Negative Insanity that you're forced to deal with every morning you wake up when Trump is president

I wonder what trump-fuckery we'll wake up to this morning!

Trump-fuckery by signchic February 6, 2017

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fuckerdness

1. To be in a position of complete utter helpless ness, sometimes by your own doing but most

commonly being screwed over by someone who you trusted
2. Completely fucked at all angles

I am in complete fuckerdness, thanks to that tweaker scumJoel pushreset who really jake placed my ass!

fuckerdness by benhookiscool December 16, 2014

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Fuckery

Fuh-Ker-Ry

noun
1. Pertains to a person, situation (or place) that considered ridiculous or nonsensical
2. An alternative to the word "Bullshit"
3. Injustice

Origin:

Jamaican slang word.
Jamaican Patois term first introduced to American mainstream/popculture in a scene from the movie "(top) Shottas" which can be heard during the deportation interrogation scene.

"You're one of them from foreign, who commit all of the crimes. Then you come back here to mash up the island with your foreign style car jacking extortion, all types of fuckery!"

- Jamaican Officer to protagonist, Biggs in 'Shottas'

Fuckery by Iyam Mi September 4, 2013

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