fucked the donkey

To pass out.

Man, I accidentally took my dad's painkillers instead of my own and I totally fucked the donkey.

by bardickenku April 23, 2018

Fuck A Donkey

To put something together without knowing what you are doing; slap together haphazardly.

I had to fuck a donkey through that report - I had no idea what to do!

by tattoodi December 15, 2012

Fucking Stupid Donkey

Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow

The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.

Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!

by The Spike February 20, 2007

fuck face donkey

fuck face is just a dumbass or an ugly person who looks like their face has been fucked. and donkey = ass. so it's like being a chump. so it's a triple threat to not only be ugly, but to be stupid and pussy too.

ayyo, tell ____ he's a fuck face donkey for not comin out with us last night.

by ShanGEntz August 17, 2006

Fuck Faced Donkey

A person that is very annoying and has weird facial features

"Did you see her that fuck faced donkey"

by ThatPotatoAsh February 28, 2017

a fucking massive donkey dick

something u will never have

your mum has a 'a fucking massive donkey dick'

by ShUsH69420 June 07, 2021

Fucking donkey

A random thing Gordon Ramsey says using donkey as an insult and adding fuck to it

You fucking donkey

by Green circut January 24, 2020