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The Fucked Shit 

The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work
Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate

Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead

Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit

Im really horny will you do the fucked shit

Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit

fucked up shit

An event that scars normal, law-abiding people for the rest of their lives.

A wide variety of things can be described as fucked up shit, some of which are listed below.
2 girls 1 cup
viruses
torture
bestiality
hXc internet porn
watching the polar express 50+ times
seeing fat people have sex
seeing your grandparents have sex
seeing any old people have sex
seeing your parents have sex
seeing your siblings have sex (even if it's not incest)
watching somebody commit suicide
using bodies as sandbags (you know... war..)
rape stories
watching people jump out of burning buildings (9/11)
watching animal cruelty videos
4chan
omegle
putrid sex object
2 guys 1 horse

holy fucking shit man.. there's a lot of fucked up shit out there..
fucked up shit by da tr00f July 24, 2009

I fucked the shit out of her 

When a gentleman makes love to a woman in a very passionate way.
First person: "How did your date go last night?"
Second person: "It went really well - I think she likes my doggy style"
First person " How so?"
Second person "I fucked the shit out of her - I had to drop her off at home as she could hardly walk"
First person: "Cool"
Second person: "I know"

fucked up shit

An extremely unacceptable situation, especially one that involves a high degree of bad luck or unfairness.
After being crapped on by a bird for the third time in one day, Roger remarked "Man, this is some fucked up shit."
fucked up shit by Treebor July 22, 2007

fucked to shit

The art of being so deep, one cannot begin to even think of surfacing back into the normality of life.
'Charles, you didn't make the last pick up on time. That's three in a row. Consider yourself fucked to shit.'
fucked to shit by G-man From Mish September 4, 2008

shit fucked 

when things are shitty and fucked up
shit fucked by acseg April 19, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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