Fucked It 

To mess something up so bad that it is impossible to fix or take back.

Dude you dropped my bong! You fucked it. Now how are we going to smoke?

Fucked It by L1$$4 November 22, 2011

Fucked It 

To make a mistake that has significant negative consequences on your life. Usually done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

“I got so drunk last night and completely fucked it!”

“Wait a minute, I might have fucked it.”

“You fucked it!”

Fucked It by Downtownfunkymalone January 1, 2020

Fucked it 

*blazed* When you do something abnormally bad but because you're blazed you've come to the realisation that there's nothing you can do.

Then you've fucked it.

blazed bad bad man realisation Fucked it - When you kick your monitor off and it smashes and normally you know you'd be like "I'll have to buy a new one :(",

Fucked it by TehEchidna October 10, 2009

Fucked it 

When a free hit chip has been used in Fantasy football and had no impact whatsoever.

That free hit chip has got me less points than I would've had if I didn't use it. Fucked it right up!

Fucked it by Gazf5 March 16, 2019

i fucked it 

royally screwing up in an given situation .

well, I fucked it.

i fucked it by overlordsuru August 25, 2017

You've gone and done fucked it

Definition: (phrase)
A brutal way of saying someone hasn’t just made a mistake; they’ve taken a situation, set it on fire, thrown it off a cliff, and then acted surprised when it exploded. Used when the failure is so obvious, reckless, or dumb that no fixing it is even worth trying.

Not casual. This is reserved for moments when someone’s failure is so massive and self-inflicted that it almost becomes art. It's got that slow-burn of disappointment baked into it. First you sigh, then you say it. Related to "you done fucked up," but "gone and done" adds that extra salt; like you watched them build their own disaster in slow motion.

Example:

"Gave Chad the aux cord and now we're listening to 12 minutes of dolphin noises. You've gone and done fucked it up."

"She hit 'reply all' with that email dragging the boss. You've gone and done fucked it."

You've gone and done fucked it by Moss_Piglet April 22, 2025

Cheez-It Fucked  

The act of fingering a woman's vagina with fingers covered with cheesy residue, after consuming large amounts of cheez-its. This act leaves the woman's vag smelling like cheddar jack (or the flavor of your choice), but it can be a tasty plus for afterward oral sex.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally Cheez-it fucked that chick last night.

Guy 2: what flavor did she taste like after?

Guy 1: White cheddar.

Guy 2: Bitchin.

Cheez-It Fucked by Mik2837 February 2, 2009