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Fuck ur uncle
i) A term which is used as a comeback to anything or an anyone that is in disagreement with a statement that you have made.
ii) Used when someone makes a statement that makes them sound more intelligent than you and you have no idea how to respond.
ii) Used when someone makes a statement that makes them sound more intelligent than you and you have no idea how to respond.
Example A:
Fred: I don't like you
You: Fuck ur uncle
Fred: *will most likely just shut up*
Example B:
Jamie: You don't know how to find the area of a pancake with a giraffe and dog on top? Are you stupid?
You: Fuck ur uncle!
Jamie: *will most likely go crying to his mum*
Fred: I don't like you
You: Fuck ur uncle
Fred: *will most likely just shut up*
Example B:
Jamie: You don't know how to find the area of a pancake with a giraffe and dog on top? Are you stupid?
You: Fuck ur uncle!
Jamie: *will most likely go crying to his mum*
Fuck ur uncle by cookieninja_ September 10, 2019
National fuck ur ex day
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
National fuck ur ex day by National days998 November 16, 2020
national fuck ur gf day
national fuck ur gf day by big weiner man 69 May 18, 2022
fuck ur steak
fuck ur steak by julifuckingjoybitches July 22, 2017
fuck ur shit
To say, "Fuck your shit", is very common upon white little boys, because it makes them feel like they can fuck your shit up
fuck ur shit by Mr_Bacon_Aiken December 20, 2017
fuck ur aunty
fuck ur aunty by auntyflyer June 26, 2023
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