Fuck-Wad 

1.Used to define someone who is acting immature or irritating.
2.Crude/slang term for someones ejaculated sperm.

1."That guys a major fuck-wad."
2."I'd like to shoot my fuck-wad all over your face."

Fuck-Wad by Paul Darlinq September 3, 2005

Fuck-Wad 

The collective pile of goo that forms after two people have engaged in sexual relations.

Man me and Jessica went ad it like crazy last night. I came 3 times and her even more. Afterwards there was the biggest Fuck-Wad you ever seen. I had to change the sheets!

Fuck-Wad by paulmor909 November 28, 2012

Fuck-Wad 

Used to describe an otherwise intelligent person who messes up three or more relatively easy tasks simultaneously.

He was such a fuck-wad that everything collapsed at once.

Fuck-Wad by LevonGarvasi July 14, 2013

fuck wad

used to go beyond just being a "fucker" or a "fucking idiot," but this person (or animal in some cases) is so stupid they are a "fuck wad"

Your are suck a "fuck wad" joey.

fuck wad by chAoz November 2, 2003

fuck wad

A person, generally male, who is such an idiot that the only term that describes him with any degree of accuracy is "fuck wad".

Kevin Federline,Richard Simmons and Yanni (all fuck wad's)

fuck wad by Uhhuh April 6, 2007

Fuck wad

Something or someone that's just a big ol' bunch of nothing but total fuck. Someone who is both an idiot and mean, at the same time. Can be shortened to "fwad".

Jesse always gives all the new employees a really hard time because he knows he can get most of them to quit. He's a real fuck wad (fwad).

Fuck wad by Lisa Dwyer March 26, 2007

fuck wad

1.) A mixture of semen and vaginal fluids after intercourse.
2.) A complete jerk, asshole, jack-ass.

1.) Vallisa used a rag to clean up the cold fuck wad off the bed.

2.) It is unbelieveable what that sorry fuck wad did next!

fuck wad by Shameless75110 June 15, 2009