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National Fuck Meat Day 

National Fuck Meat Day is a national holiday celebrated annually every October the 23rd, in commemoration of the historical day in which Carlin told Taryn that she could not, against her own human rights, fuck meat.
What day is it today?

It’s October 23rd! It’s National Fuck Meat Day!

Meat Cleaver Fuck 

Find a some bitch with two working (or non working) legs. PLEASE NO AMPUTI BITCHES. Go to your nearest cattle rendering plant, and ask the head butcher what for his biggest Meat Cleaver (you'll need this for the two legged bitch you've found). Take the meat cleaver and cut off one of the bitches legs (don't worry about her running to the police... usually this won't happen, because you'll be able to stop that hopping bitch right in her track). Then lay her down and insert your penis in her gaping wound. The penis does not need to be erect... the heat from her injured wound will active your cock. Stick your hard cock in her wound and out her pussy hole. This makes her horny... you will hear lots of moaning and screaming. Continue inserting your penis in and out of her until you are finished. When you are done... chances are she will be too. She will be very tired let her contine to sleep it off.
Come hear BITCH let me meat cleaver fuck you.

Meatbag Fuck Slut 

1. A whorish bag of meat that you fuck.
2. A very cheap whore.
3. Someone you really don't like.
Helen: Beverly slept with Keisha boyfriend whilst her dad watched.
Jamie: She's, like, a total Meatbag Fuck Slut.
Meatbag Fuck Slut by Fletcherhead January 2, 2009

Fuckmeat 

Ever since he wore a Fuck Meat shirt. Misfits fans are now referring to Doyle Von Frankenstein as Fuckmeat.
Fuckmeat by Mr. Mojo Resin June 24, 2017

fuckmeat 

Dude's term for a woman in whom he has no interest other than sex. Fuckmeat (or fuck meat) need not be trashy and filthy and slutty like a cum dumpster. Being fuck meat has more to do with dude's attitude towards HER than with her or her behavior. She may be a sweetheart that’s really all about him, and not at all a slut, but he's just not that into her, so to him, she’s just fuck meat. But at least she isn’t a cumdumpster.
"It's so sad to watch; Beth is SO into Rafael, but she's just fuckmeat to him."
fuckmeat by SFUrbanight February 15, 2009