fuck thing 

a hot young girl used only for sex.
Too stupid for a relationship, much less a conversation.
Fundamentally disposable, used in desperate times.
A last ditch go to, when more desirable shit is unavailable.

ring, ring,..
Tonya; Hello?
Tom; Hey fuck thing, whatcha doing?
Tonya; Uh, I don't know...nothing.
Tom: Why don't you swing by for a couple of laps around
the bases and a gack dessert?
Tonya; Uh,..ok. I guess so.
Tom; You can shower here and I'll give ya gas money.
Tonya; I'll leave in a little bit

fuck thing by Boleskinehouse August 24, 2009

every fuck thing 

Every single thing, whether big or small, meaningful or not, regardless of importance.

He just about suggested every fuck thing should be included in his proposal for government assisted funding.

every fuck thing by Moronmanic Void January 12, 2021

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out. 

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out. by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.> by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Do the fuck things up 

before it is too late, you go out in the world. you experience new things that nobody else would experience. you make mistakes that nobody else would make.

you are living in fear. stop worrying about everything and do the fuck things up.

Do the fuck things up by moondream111 September 11, 2020

Jesus's fuck thang 

The organ that Jesus used to fuck all those bitches. That's why there are so many Christians in the world.

Jesus wipped out Jesus's fuck thang so much, even the son of god got chaffed.

Jesus's fuck thang by Big Baby Jesus October 1, 2004

Thigh Fuck 

When you fuck someone in the thighs with your dick. Have fun

Me: hey want to Thigh Fuck
Friend: WTF no why

Thigh Fuck by SlipperyButterBoi March 29, 2020