fuck session

A prescheduled time in which two or more people engage in sexual intercourse, normally on a regular basis.

Mike's weekly fuck session with his girlfriend is right after he gets back from church.

I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.

We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.

fuck session by Noraa Rialb December 17, 2009

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Octopus Fuck Session

Term given to having a pair of eights as your hole cards in Texas Hold'em.

"So I flipped over my octopus fuck session and said 'I'M RICH, BITCH!'"

Octopus Fuck Session by Treacherous_B April 7, 2004

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Octopus Fuck Session

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.

Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."

Octopus Fuck Session by IheartGayButtSex May 30, 2018

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fuckression

Fuckression is the way in which to express depression in a harsher manner.

The Great depression, in my point of view was a real fuckression to the U.S.

fuckression by Weisssted June 2, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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