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fuck session 

A prescheduled time in which two or more people engage in sexual intercourse, normally on a regular basis.
Mike's weekly fuck session with his girlfriend is right after he gets back from church.

I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.

We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.
fuck session by Noraa Rialb December 17, 2009
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Octopus Fuck Session 

Term given to having a pair of eights as your hole cards in Texas Hold'em.
"So I flipped over my octopus fuck session and said 'I'M RICH, BITCH!'"

Octopus Fuck Session 

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.
Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."

fuckression 

Fuckression is the way in which to express depression in a harsher manner.
The Great depression, in my point of view was a real fuckression to the U.S.
fuckression by Weisssted June 2, 2008
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026