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fuck session 

A prescheduled time in which two or more people engage in sexual intercourse, normally on a regular basis.
Mike's weekly fuck session with his girlfriend is right after he gets back from church.

I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.

We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.
fuck session by Noraa Rialb December 17, 2009
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Octopus Fuck Session 

Term given to having a pair of eights as your hole cards in Texas Hold'em.
"So I flipped over my octopus fuck session and said 'I'M RICH, BITCH!'"

Octopus Fuck Session 

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.
Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."

fuckression 

Fuckression is the way in which to express depression in a harsher manner.
The Great depression, in my point of view was a real fuckression to the U.S.
fuckression by Weisssted June 2, 2008

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026