fuck session

A prescheduled time in which two or more people engage in sexual intercourse, normally on a regular basis.

Mike's weekly fuck session with his girlfriend is right after he gets back from church.

I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.

We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.

by Noraa Rialb December 18, 2009

Octopus Fuck Session

Term given to having a pair of eights as your hole cards in Texas Hold'em.

"So I flipped over my octopus fuck session and said 'I'M RICH, BITCH!'"

by Treacherous_B April 08, 2004

Octopus Fuck Session

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.

Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."

by IheartGayButtSex April 26, 2018