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fuck machine 

1. A great sexual performer usually a woman. Does anything anywhere and with pleasure.

2. A female pornstar with exceptional willingness to handle any sexual task put before her.

3. Can also refer to a woman or man of low moral standards when it comes to sex. They will fuck anyone anywhere with or without reason to do so.
1. Man, that samantha gave me the night of my life last night, what a fuck machine.

2. Sophie Evans is one hell of a fuck machine, she got fucked by 3 guys and took sperm on her face with a smile with a smile.

3. Carmen is such a fuck machine, she had sex with eric in the street for a nickel.
fuck machine by Lunch box July 18, 2004
Words you can keep

Soup Powered Fuck Machine 

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.
She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.

machine fuck 

When a chick has sex with a machine instead of a human.

Also see.
sybian, fuck machine, sex-machine
When Brooke gets horny she machine fucks her sybian.
machine fuck by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

machine fuck 

A person who finds machines more attractive and sexually arousing than most males, females or anything else, human or non-human,that can be classified under etheir sex.
Arcades turn Sara on because she is a Machine Fuck.
machine fuck by ukilledmyhope July 31, 2008

Get the fuck out of my machine 

When you're highly gnarked and pissed off that some hacker's being a dipshit and is maliciously nosing around your pc/apple

"Get the fuck out of my machine" - "you're a nosey fucking asshole"
Go and find another portal to eschew.

fuckmachine 

This is the legend in the bed:
My friend Herman, fucking alot of girls with his insanly small penis.
He’s reminding me of a Norwegian legend named Paul Jefferson who imigrated from the United States to fuck girls 24/7/365
HEPP HEPP!
Hey do you know the fuckmachine?
Girl: Yes, its Herman
fuckmachine by Faktaguden November 22, 2021
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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