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fuck machine 

1. A great sexual performer usually a woman. Does anything anywhere and with pleasure.

2. A female pornstar with exceptional willingness to handle any sexual task put before her.

3. Can also refer to a woman or man of low moral standards when it comes to sex. They will fuck anyone anywhere with or without reason to do so.
1. Man, that samantha gave me the night of my life last night, what a fuck machine.

2. Sophie Evans is one hell of a fuck machine, she got fucked by 3 guys and took sperm on her face with a smile with a smile.

3. Carmen is such a fuck machine, she had sex with eric in the street for a nickel.
fuck machine by Lunch box July 18, 2004
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Soup Powered Fuck Machine 

Noun

Refers to someone with a oral piercing (typically tongue) who can only drink soup during downtime of healing.
She finna eat that pussy real good with her new vibrating tongue ring, what a soup powered fuck machine.

machine fuck 

When a chick has sex with a machine instead of a human.

Also see.
sybian, fuck machine, sex-machine
When Brooke gets horny she machine fucks her sybian.
machine fuck by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

machine fuck 

A person who finds machines more attractive and sexually arousing than most males, females or anything else, human or non-human,that can be classified under etheir sex.
Arcades turn Sara on because she is a Machine Fuck.
machine fuck by ukilledmyhope July 31, 2008

Get the fuck out of my machine 

When you're highly gnarked and pissed off that some hacker's being a dipshit and is maliciously nosing around your pc/apple

"Get the fuck out of my machine" - "you're a nosey fucking asshole"
Go and find another portal to eschew.

fuckmachine 

This is the legend in the bed:
My friend Herman, fucking alot of girls with his insanly small penis.
He’s reminding me of a Norwegian legend named Paul Jefferson who imigrated from the United States to fuck girls 24/7/365
HEPP HEPP!
Hey do you know the fuckmachine?
Girl: Yes, its Herman
fuckmachine by Faktaguden November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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