fuck eye 

1. A person who can't read a tape measure, cannot reasonably determine if something is plumb/level/square, or cannot tell if two (or more) different objects are the same color. Generally speaking, someone you don't want doing any type of finish work on your house.

2. Someone who, at an early age, has been hit about the head something fierce, and now one eye wanders.

1. Johnny: Ma!?! How does this picture look on the wall?
Ma: Johnny, have your brother hang it. You've got fuck eye, son. It's not even close to level.

2. Dude 1: Dude, seriously, you're not even looking at with with your right eye.

Dude 2: Dude, you know I got hit in the head with a baseball when we were kids.

Dude 1: Oh, that's right. I forgot you've got fuck eye from that! My bad.

fuck eye by technohermit February 19, 2008

no eye fuck eye 

Somebody that will have sex with anybody,
no matter how matter how ugly or smelly they may be once they become innebriated or 'stoned' from heavy cannabis use.

for example my mate bubs is a right no eye fuck eye, hes shagged some right mingaz man.

no eye fuck eye by Vicki Brown September 27, 2006

Eye Fuck 

When you make eye contact exactly at the same time and you stare for longer than 3 seconds but you have to think of all the dirty things you want to do to that person.

DTEF = Down to eye fuck

Eye Fuck by KITS February 11, 2014

Eye Fuck 

When you make eye contact exactly at the same time and you stare for longer than 3 seconds but you have to think of all the dirty things you want to do to that person.

Dean looked willingly at Cass. Cass did the same. "Are you guys eye fucking or are you guys going to help me do some research?" Sam asked.

Eye Fuck by SomeWamen July 7, 2018

eye fuck 

To stare at someone flirtatiously or insinuating sex.

"The proper hat lady just eye fucked the shit out of me."

eye fuck by cerealkiller182 November 13, 2005

Tender Loving Eye Fuck 

A tender loving eye fuck occurs when two strangers share a moment so intimate that it would be incorrect to classify it as a standard eye fuck. Instead of merely lust, a tender loving eye fuck also involves a mutual respect and a strong emotional attraction between the two subjects.

"Dude trust me, that brunette and I had the most epic tender loving eye fuck when I passed her. I guarantee that we'll get together sometime in the next couple of years."

Tender Loving Eye Fuck by Gatt Meiger November 15, 2011

eye fuck 

when you catch someones eyes or lock with them for a split second that is really hot as hell, and then you picture yourself having wild sex with them

dude, i think that kid over there just gave me an eye fuck

eye fuck by stabby stabiliza September 1, 2006