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Fuck The Navy
The war cry of a pissed off sailor.
Officer:"I want all of the brass shined or else no one gets liberty."
Enlisted:"FTN!!!" (while shoting the finger)
by Michael Dillon August 01, 2004
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Short for 'Fuck the Navy'. Usually written as graffiti on the walls of U.S. Navy ship's heads (i.e., restrooms, shithouses, shitters), walls around chow lines, and wooden benches. It is often believed that these statements result from job frustration and the belief that the sailors' efforts are not appreciated by the sailors' superiors, family members, or the nation as a whole. More commonly, it arises from heterosexual frustration due to the fact that there are no women to sleep with when you are on a ship (Navy is 90% male, 10% female, and most of the women get cushy shore duty billets anyway).
Petty Officer Shortshank bent down, unbuttoned his thirteen-button bell-bottom trousers (the stupidest pants in the history of pants), and repainted the toilet bowl a grim greenish, chocolate brown. He looked at the walls beside him, both of which were so close that they touched both of his elbows. On the starboard side was a glory hole and on the port side a piece of gum had been stuck onto the wall and formed into the shape of a nipple, surrounded by the words "This is the only tit you'll see today, squid." He did not, however, see any of that thin, pulpy shit paper he needed to wipe the smelly residue from last night's Schlitzfest from his hind quarters. Even the shitpaper holder had been ripped from the wall. In its place were the letters 'F.T.N.' Shortshank sighed and said, "You got that right.'
by ScrantonWordMeister February 16, 2010
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FTN is an acronym that stands for "Fuck That Noise". It is often used as punctuation at the end of a rant or statement expressing distaste. It also can be used as a general statement/reply.
"Dude, i got a 45 on my history test even though i studied for like eighteen hours last night, FTN!"

person 1: "Did you hear they finally fired Larry?"
person 2: "What!? FTN!"
by Sloopy Diggums March 29, 2009
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FREE THE NIPPLE!!! basically it should be acceptable for women not to have to wear shirts. women breasts aren't sexual organs, they are the same as men's just with more tissue. it's quite simple, if men get to take off their shirts in public, women should also have that right. it's society's fault that greedy heterosexual boys get all hot n sweaty when a nipple appears. women still get criticized for feeding their own children on children in public, and men don't have any better reason to expose their torso than "it's hot." well it's unfair because believe it or not women are people too and we also get hot. and have you ever felt sweat drip down in between your boobs?? its disturbing.
"lol I can always see jennifer aniston's nipples on friends, it's like, buy a bra, amiright?"
"um no, once you reach the bottom of society's spinning ferris wheel of oppression please get off and join me at the bumper cars of social justice. FTN!!"
by robofish3000 February 28, 2015
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