frywhore

A person who seriously loves french fries, or any other fried potato product, with an affinity for fast-food restaurant fries. The frywhore will, in some instances, enjoy fries in a ritualistic manner. For example, a frywhore will impatiently consume fries straight from their to-go bag while driving to their destination. The frywhore eats bag fries (ones that fall out of container and wind up in the bottom of the bag) like they are a delicacy. French fries are completely consumed before even touching the burger, because frywhores cannot control themselves. They have been known to steal other people's fries when they believe no one is looking. And finally, a frywhore keeps a ranking system, keeping track of the "best fries" on the market.

That FRYWHORE made me pass a perfectly good BurgerKing just so he could get fries from Mickey D's 'cause he says "Mickey D fries are DA BOMB!" Damn FRYWHORE, I had a coupon for BK!

by Torchwood1 November 11, 2017

fraywhore

Ruthlessly sexual. uncanny ability to create terribly fucked up situations, even uncannier ability to escape them with no apparent harm. terribly attractive, not too tall, and deep inside knows that every woman in the world wants to take his love-sword.

"dude, i really shouldn't have had group sex with that homeless prostitute, my girlfriend's sister and my girlfriend"

"fuck it. You'll be sweet, you're fraywhore"

"true"

by eutagnic February 9, 2008

French Fry Whore

the professional name of chicks who have successfully mastered the art of whore on the lowest level. this art consists of furiously making out with french fries in public. biting, sucking, licking, and twirling in mouth are all acceptable. usually this act is only completed by goody-goody two shoes such as yours truly who don't have/don't want the status of "Master Hoe" quite yet.

"Did you see that French Fry Whore at McDonald's?"
"Yeah, man, she was all up on dat shit."
"Damn, but it turns me on!"

by Miss Dorkette April 3, 2006