A person who seriously loves french fries, or any other fried potato product, with an affinity for fast-food restaurant fries. The frywhore will, in some instances, enjoy fries in a ritualistic manner. For example, a frywhore will impatiently consume fries straight from their to-go bag while driving to their destination. The frywhore eats bag fries (ones that fall out of container and wind up in the bottom of the bag) like they are a delicacy. French fries are completely consumed before even touching the burger, because frywhores cannot control themselves. They have been known to steal other people's fries when they believe no one is looking. And finally, a frywhore keeps a ranking system, keeping track of the "best fries" on the market.
That FRYWHORE made me pass a perfectly good BurgerKing just so he could get fries from Mickey D's 'cause he says "Mickey D fries are DA BOMB!" Damn FRYWHORE, I had a coupon for BK!
by Torchwood1 November 11, 2017