fruitical
this starburst was so fruitical
fruitical by slimjimwith tha rim May 30, 2018
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Fruitcel
An oofy doofy bluepilled coping incel who ages as fast as fruits begin turning brown from oxygen exposure. Despite a Fruitcel's typically garbage genes that are often paired with poor health habits like constantly smoking and eating donuts at 4 in the morning, they will not change their ways and continue coping and letting themselves go. Fruitcels are notorious for making constant excuses for their shortcomings and claims of self-improvement but will inevitably not act on any of them and just continue fapping 7 times a day.
Loobert keeps telling us his lifestyle is fine but he aged 20 years in 2. What a delusional fruitcel, it's over for him.
Fruitcel by Feridon Hamidi October 14, 2021
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fruitical • fritical • fruitiality • fruitimals • fruit call • Fruit Scale • Fruitcake • Fruitball • FruitCaked • frantical
Fruitcage
Fruitcage by sierraistheshit September 15, 2009
Mexican Fruitcake
The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.
Mexican Fruitcake by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010
fruitcakery
Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.
My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.
Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.
My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.
Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.
This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.
You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.
Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.
My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.
Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.
This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.
You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
fruitcakery by colm12 January 2, 2015
Fruitality
To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.
Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?
Bill: No dog, what happened?
Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!
Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!
Bill: No dog, what happened?
Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!
Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!
Fruitality by Tiggerback May 22, 2010
fruitcake
1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
2. Someone who is completely insane.
3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!
3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.
fruitcake by InfrequentNinja February 9, 2004
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