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frontwiper 

When a guy wipes his ass back to front, spackling his balls with pooh.
Man, you have alot of shit on your balls, you must be a frontwiper.
frontwiper by Haywood Jablomee September 17, 2006
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Australian frostpipe 

when a girl takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, takes it out, and uses it as a dildo.
tracy:my fingers are too small, and i dont have enough for a dildo!
stacy:are you constipated?
tracy:..yeah.
stacy: Use an australian frostpipe!

frontwiper 

1. A chick who is so fat, she can't wipe from the back. She wipes her ass from the front (she brings the shit TO the clit).

2. Another way of calling a guy a pussy.
Big Booty Kim's ass is so fucking gigantic, she has to be a frontwiper.

jaay will always be a frontwiper.
frontwiper by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

Frontwiper 

noun. A person who wipes their ass by reaching between their legs, pulling back to front while wiping their ass. Often used as an insult to define a total bitch.
Dude, Frazier called this kid out in class the other day, and then proceeded to call him a "frontwiper." He wasn't even being cool about it.
Frontwiper by Rev. R Frazier January 22, 2009

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026