fronspipe 

Fronspipe is a devious villain who terrorises the city of Uganda. He keeps the villagers at bay with his juicy ass. Not to be confused with frenspipe. Don’t ask about frenspipe.

‘Ohh nooo! Here comes fronspipe’

fronspipe by Joab May 13, 2018

frontwiper 

When a guy wipes his ass back to front, spackling his balls with pooh.

Man, you have alot of shit on your balls, you must be a frontwiper.

frontwiper by Haywood Jablomee September 17, 2006

Australian frostpipe 

when a girl takes a shit, puts it in the freezer, takes it out, and uses it as a dildo.

tracy:my fingers are too small, and i dont have enough for a dildo!
stacy:are you constipated?
tracy:..yeah.
stacy: Use an australian frostpipe!

Australian frostpipe by PhillyDTV April 15, 2009

frontwiper 

1. A chick who is so fat, she can't wipe from the back. She wipes her ass from the front (she brings the shit TO the clit).

2. Another way of calling a guy a pussy.

Big Booty Kim's ass is so fucking gigantic, she has to be a frontwiper.

jaay will always be a frontwiper.

frontwiper by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

Frontwiper 

noun. A person who wipes their ass by reaching between their legs, pulling back to front while wiping their ass. Often used as an insult to define a total bitch.

Dude, Frazier called this kid out in class the other day, and then proceeded to call him a "frontwiper." He wasn't even being cool about it.

Frontwiper by Rev. R Frazier January 22, 2009