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Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face 

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.
I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

Facebook Friendly 

When you don't actually know someone, you're just friends with them on facebook. Or when you have only talked to the person on facebook.

This also can create awkward situations with the person when you do meet them in person.
"OMG you know Josh!?!"

"No, we are just facebook friendly"
or "YES we have become pretty facebook friendly!!"

facebook friendly 

adj. - the act of befriending someone on facebook, developing an online relationship despite the distance between them (usually a continent) and keeping the conversation flirty but not dirty;
Chad and I totally hit it off on facebook but he lives in England and i'm in the states for another year so we totally have to keep it facebook friendly.
facebook friendly by foxiemoxie April 16, 2008

Facebook friendzy 

What you engage in when you first join Facebook and you spend all your time searching for people to be friends with so you won't look like a loser.
Me: Jill finally joined Facebook today, and she spent the whole day at work in a Facebook friendzy.

You: Well, yeah...Nobody wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!
Facebook friendzy by wordy birdy October 16, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026