Friendcest. Noun. The act of interdating among a cliche or crowd of friends. Also dating a friend's ex. or sibling.
Alt. spelling: frencest.
Analogy:
Friends:Friendcest::Family:incest
Friendcestuous. Adj. describing a group of friends who have all dated each other, each other's exes, and each other's family members or an individual in said group. A small dating pool, the equivalent of a small gene pool.
You: I can't believe she is dating her friend's ex. again. After having dated her friend's brother too!
Me: She loves to commit friendcest.
A friendcenary, sometimes known as a friend of a friend, is an individual who is friends with a group of people but is only a known by one person of the group, is otherwise an outsider of the group, and is not an official friend of anyone.
Friendcenaries are seen in parties or when your friend brings their friend you don't know, their payment is usually just socializing because otherwise they are often outcasts.
The ugly fat girl (ie Land Monster) that is inevitablybest friends with a group of attractive females, or sometimes, the attractive female you are trying to have intercourse with. Like an NFL lineman, she will do anything she can to prevent you from attaining your goal. More often than not, the only way to get past this seemingly unpenetrable defense is to have a friend (prefereably a land monster slayer), hook up with the friendasaur. Much like a soldier in combat, one loyal slayer must jump on this perverbial grenade for the benefit of the whole battalion.
Guy #1: I really want to take Lauren home tonight, but you gotta help me outwith that friendasaur next to her.
Guy #2: Buy me 3 more whiskey shots and I'll slay her good.
Fandom of the wonderful, talented, beautiful Luke Friend. Friendies are the nicest people you will ever speak to and are always willing to help someone out. They will always be ready to fangirl with other friendies
Luke Friend: *uploads pic*
Friendie 1: Did you see his new pic omgg!!???
Friendie 2: YES omfg DEAD ASDGHJKL