friend-dom 

the act of dominating a close friend through use of benign psychological warfare so as to achieve an otherwise unlikely, mutually-oriented outcome

Penelope pulled a monster friend-dom by manipulating me into going to Huntington Beach...but it was actually so restorative to my mental health that I'm very glad she did.

friend-dom by Z. Hebchild March 17, 2020

friendometer 

A very rough scale, usually used in jest, to establish how close you are with a given individual. The friendometer is divided into two sections, acquaintances and friends, which have more specific categories within them:

ACQUAINTANCES

Weak Acquaintance - someone you know by name, and will say hello to

Strong Acquaintance - same as above, may have brief conversation. Friends-of-friends and friends-by-association usually fall into this category

FRIENDS
Weak friend - can have brief, meaningful conversation with, but see rarely. Some friends-by-association can be this.

Friend - the average, you can hang out with this person and have normal, graceful conversation.

Good friend - someone who you chill with a lot and have meaningful conversation

Close friend - someone who you always want to hang out with and can tell almost anything to

Best friend - someone who you would sacrifice a lot for, who you admire and love deeply, and to whom you can tell anything about your life; usually you have 5 or 6 best friends in the whole world, including family members

The friendometer is helpful when trying to assess one's closeness to someone, but obviously like all scales cannot completely describe the way the world operates.

friendometer by Col. Hans Landa November 15, 2011

friendomer 

A customer who has become a friend.

By the way, I really appreciate you. Thanks for being an awesome VIP friendomer.

My friendomers make my work a great pleasure.

friendomer by Shawlatan September 28, 2014

friendomship 

The state of being friends with someone for a long period of time.

"Our friendomship differs from my friendship with my facebook friends, because I've known you forever."

friendomship by Lee-Harvey November 25, 2011

friendom

When you befriend random people, unintended. Perhaps just for one night, just because they happened to be there at the right time.

My friends went home early yesterday, so I had a friendom with some Dutch guys.

friendom by Astrid_V November 18, 2016

Friendcompoop 

One of your friends who happens to be socially awkward or foolish or embarrassing.

Essentially a nincompoop but someone that is a friend of yours.

I hope Will behaves himself tonight and does not embarrass us. He can be a real friendcompoop.

Friendcompoop by Economical G March 22, 2020