friend jacker

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One who leaches on to your friends through you, distances themselves from you, but still tries to stays friends with all your friends.

I told that bitch never to call me again, but she's still blowing up all my homegirls' cellies, actin like they still tight. I shoulda known that ho was a no good friend jacker.

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Straight Jacket Friend

Someone you can be yourself around, and let out any emotions you consider to be crazy. Someone who loves you for the real you, even the problems you have.

After all this time, I never thought we would become straight jacket friends. I love you for being the beautiful person you are.

Straight Jacket Friend by coldgasmask408 January 16, 2011

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friend jacker • friendjacked • friend • Friend Zone • friend zoned • friend boy • friend crush • friend with benefits • friend group • friend card

more than a friend less than a boyfriend jacket

pretty much the same thing as a bf jacket
except hes not ur bf hes ur friend that u like alot i got one of these jackets

niki:omg nicoles got a more than a friend less than a boyfriend jacket
kasey:omg ur rigt isnt that marks

more than a friend less than a boyfriend jacket by =.): britbby March 13, 2009

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friendjacker

When a new friend of yours in turn befriends one of your old friends and monopolizes his/her social schedule, effectively locking you out from that old friend.

She's a total friendjacker -- Magnus can't go biking with me because they are rock climbing AGAIN!

friendjacker by Impunity October 9, 2008

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FriendJacker

A person who creeps on your social networking page, easing their way through your friends list and sends friend requests to them in the hopes that they will accept the invite due to you being a mutual friend.

My brother Josh is a fucking FriendJacker.......all of a sudden we have 86 mutual friends. What a douche!

FriendJacker by Eli Keller January 3, 2011

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friendjacked

a word use to refer to a freind changing plans at the last minute unexspeectully usaully last minute and unexspectedly, usually out of the norm.

I'm going home with Colin today. You just got friendjacked.

friendjacked by Bando92688 June 26, 2007

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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