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Beat A Friend You Hate Day 

On November 28th, it is a day to beat up a friend you hate! and they can't do anything back.
Guy 1: Its Beat A Friend You Hate Day
Guy 2: I'm gonna go beat up my friend I hate!

National Hate Your Friend Named Chris Day 

Tom: Oh hey chris
Nick: No it’s National Hate your Friend Named Chris day
Tom: Ok. Fuck you Chris

hate fuck your ex-friend day 

on november 27th, along with beat a furry day, there is also hate fuck your ex-friend day. right after you participate in beat a furry day, you have to participate in hate fuck your ex-friend day that night.
Brodie: We're going to participate in Hate Fuck your Ex-friend day... TONIGHT!
Gavin: T-T-T-T-T-Tonight??

Friend Hater 

A person that secretly dislikes all of their friends.

Acts friendly towards people in person but when alone reflects upon how annoying everybody is or other things they don't like. May or may not talk shit depending on the person.
I'm friends with them but I don't really like them, I'm a friend hater.
Friend Hater by legend-inthe-making December 16, 2011

Friends Don't Let Friends Hate And Die

Thats my new slogan!

Kelly: I'm going to plaster it like a campaign sign all over my ride. Then get a pair of shorts and logo that on it.

Seeing men are all about the T&A these days, well we all know they have naturally been that way since the dawn of time, on the left breast It will be written, Friends Don't Let Friends, then the "Right" Breast say, Hate And Die!

Or, You could just plaster it all over on of you S-T modles! either way it's what should be real, but alas falls short these days. Like the MADD for Mothers Against Drunk Driving!
That's right! "REAL FRIENDS":

Definition 1:

"Friends Don't Let Friends Hate And Die!"

*(;@KGS2010;)*

love hate friends 

when 2 friends who always like each other, always hate each other, but will always be there when one interacts. your love hate friend is your homie that you love and hate at the same time
ayeeee you aint speak to her in 4 days you sure you can tell her that? Hell yeah, she my love hate friends
love hate friends by oozebat August 20, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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