Freshman Slayer

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A guy named Michael who was able to finness his way to a 12 year olds heart for his whole sophomore year.

- "hes lean, hes mean, his girlfriend is 13, Michael "The Freshman Slayer" Webb!!!

- His GPA is Stressin, Hes 5 foot 11, His girlfriend was born in 2007

- His first name in michael, his punches are genocidal, his girlfriend just hit her first menstral cycle.

- He pulls the freshman in union, your crusin for a brusin, his girlfriend just got her first communion

MICHAEL 'THE FRESHMAN SLAYER" WEBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!

Freshman Slayer by Spooky JOhnny May 13, 2019

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Freshman Slayer

A guy who hook ups with freshman at dances or mixers, when he is older.

AJ got with 5 freshman at the last mixer! What a freshman slayer!

Freshman Slayer by Da clique November 10, 2012

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Freshman Slayer

An upper classman who takes the liberty of manipulating as many freshman as they can to become widely known on Facebook.

"Damn, heard he's a freshman slayer......" "Like his Facebook status bro."

Freshman Slayer by batking27 May 24, 2012

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Freshmen Slayer

A guy or girl who can't get any significant other their own age, so they date and sleep with a bunch of freshmen.

"Yeah, Chris is a total Freshmen Slayer"

Freshmen Slayer by HESSI November 30, 2009

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freshmen slayer

someone who fucks multiple freshmen and takes their virginity in words he slayd them

Say someone name James fucks many freshmen and names him self the slayer therefore he's he freshmen slayer

freshmen slayer by obey_james23 March 4, 2015

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Freshmen Slayer

A sophomore in high school with low self esteem so he spam adds freshmen girls until one adds him back he can get them to send him nudes and then he ghosts them.

“ Jeffrey the freshmen slayer has a little peepee.”

Freshmen Slayer by livelaughloveleprosy March 7, 2022

Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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