Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale

Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins

by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023

Fresh Muffin

A hottie little babe that just turned the legal age of 18.

Dude! I heard you went out with Meghan last night and got some.
Yea, Braaaaa. Knocked it up good!
Ya know she's only 17.
No dude. Her birthday was last week. She's now a Fresh Muffin.
Sweet!

by Eaton Holgoode June 30, 2009

Flesh Muffin

Nickname for a prolapsed asshole

She pushed way too hard, and now she has a protruding flesh muffin

by Trooper and Roan January 1, 2026

Flesh Muffin

A nickname for a prolapsed anus.

She pushed way too hard and now she has a protruding flesh muffin.

by Trooper and Roan January 1, 2026