Fresh Muffins 

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale

Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023

Fresh Muffin 

A hottie little babe that just turned the legal age of 18.

Dude! I heard you went out with Meghan last night and got some.
Yea, Braaaaa. Knocked it up good!
Ya know she's only 17.
No dude. Her birthday was last week. She's now a Fresh Muffin.
Sweet!

Fresh Muffin by Eaton Holgoode June 30, 2009

Flesh Muffin

Nickname for a prolapsed asshole

She pushed way too hard, and now she has a protruding flesh muffin

Flesh Muffin by Trooper and Roan January 1, 2026

Flesh Muffin

A nickname for a prolapsed anus.

She pushed way too hard and now she has a protruding flesh muffin.

Flesh Muffin by Trooper and Roan January 1, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004