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Fresh Muffin 

A hottie little babe that just turned the legal age of 18.
Dude! I heard you went out with Meghan last night and got some.
Yea, Braaaaa. Knocked it up good!
Ya know she's only 17.
No dude. Her birthday was last week. She's now a Fresh Muffin.
Sweet!
Fresh Muffin by Eaton Holgoode June 30, 2009

Flesh Muffin

Nickname for a prolapsed asshole
She pushed way too hard, and now she has a protruding flesh muffin
Flesh Muffin by Trooper and Roan January 1, 2026

Flesh Muffin

A nickname for a prolapsed anus.
She pushed way too hard and now she has a protruding flesh muffin.
Flesh Muffin by Trooper and Roan January 1, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026