French week
A busy day at work, equal to the amount of effort the typical french worker manages to muster up in 5 days at work
French week by Pikey mullet September 28, 2005
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french weekend
A French Weekend is not necessarily a weekend. Essentially, a French Weekend is the few days you don't wash-up after having steamy, sweaty, hard sex with someone you just met and feel very turned-on about. For the next few days you can smell sex on yourself and the scent of that person still lingers on your body until it's overtaken by your own familiar stink. That's when you know it's time to rub-n'-scrub with shampoo and good soap and go fuck again.
I haven't seen her for a few days now, but I'm still having a French Weekend.
Man, you smell like that chick from accounting. Are you having a French Weekend?
Why are you constantly sniffing your fingers this week?
I am having a French Weekend.
Man, you smell like that chick from accounting. Are you having a French Weekend?
Why are you constantly sniffing your fingers this week?
I am having a French Weekend.
french weekend by Narcosis May 4, 2008
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French Weekend
A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
French Weekend by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012