french fry braid Share definition Flag When a girl's braid is so dry, crispy, and thin it resembles a French fry. Katie: Look at her braid! it's so ugly! Emily: Yeah, that shit is a French fry braid! french fry braid by emzies_ October 23, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the french fry braid mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch