freepod

to leave one’s AirPods outside of their case

Fouad is freepodding again, they’re just scattered on the table!

freepod by conradev May 17, 2020

freepounds

To freepounds something is to steal it, because it costs "free pounds". However, freepoundsed items are rarely particularly useful or expensive, and should ideally raise a laugh if pilfered. Cans of food, small novelty toys, or blocks of cheese may be typically freepoundsed. Jewellery can not be freepounds traditionally (unless it's shit) as always remember that "if it's less than three pounds, it can be freepoundsed."

"Hey look, I freepoundsed these olives".

"Stand in front of my handbag, I'm going to freepounds that starfruit".

freepounds by Donald Christmas December 31, 2007

Freeport 

Freeport Issa town in New York also known as treeshport🤣there’s good and bad people, the girls there are basically thots and pass arounds, some of the boys are sexy asf but got stds yikesss😂☹️Our varsity football team is fiya okayyy.. but there’s a whole bunch of felons, and rapists there it’s really not safe🤣

“ my nigga Freeport is something else wrd2 on my slime 🙄”

Freeport by Deezley November 7, 2018

freepost 

Freeposting is the life blood of the internet. It is more than a religion or a hobby - it is a lifestyle choice (no hoom)- that only a few of us brave enough can rise to. To truely be a innovative and creative freeposter you must live and breathe the freepost. You must wake up in the morning thinking how you will approach that days freeposts and how you can come up with imaginitve and new ways to express them.
It is also wise to study the great masters of the freepost. These are not hard to find - their words are few and their post counts are high.
This was not a freepost.

I post therefore I freepost.

freepost by ukthreadster December 11, 2008

Freeport Football

One of the prestige football teams on Long Island. Known for their athletes, they tend to have a sucessful season every year.

Known for their spread offense, and their hard working football players.

Guy 1: Yo did you see d'brickashaw ferguson in that jets game last night?

Guy 2: yea.. hes a great football player. they all come from freeport. freeport football is a problem.

Freeport Football by LongIslandScout August 25, 2009

Freeport Hoe 

Any female residing in Freeport, Texas (AKA the Watta) who has more than 1 baby daddy, looking for more, has sharpie eyebrows, hoop earings, orange hair, jail-house tats, and wife beaters. These creatures can be spotted at all the classy hotspots such as:
Rumors
Mesquites
The Tunnel
and Junction (on Thursday nights).

Don't get too close, you might catch a disease. Usual prey are anybody with $10 in their pocket who is willing to buy a drink.
Usually residing in the old part of Freeport or Avenue J.

Look at white Kimberlea in her hot pink 1992 Infiniti. She is such a wannabe Freeport Hoe. Being pregnant in "club" Junction, doesn't qualify you as a Freeport Hoe.

Freeport Hoe by Layqueishea October 29, 2008

Typical Freeport Girl

A Senior (2010)girl from the small town of Freeport, PA who acts like a complete and total stuck up bitch. Common phrases from the "TFG" include "soooo immature" as if they are any more mature than everyone else in the school. Many times they believe that hanging out with all girls is a ton better than chilling with everyone as a group, and they act like sex and anything related to it is foreign to them, aka A Freeportian Prude. This class of Freeport girls will go down in history as the most boring and stuck up class of females ever to step foot in Freeport Area School District.

They were being a bunch of Typical Freeport Girl's in the cafeteria acting like they were 5 years old.

At the party the Typical Freeport Girls were being themselves avoiding all of the males.

When the boy went on a blind date with the girl he expected a quick hookup, but when she told him she went to the school of Freeport and she was apart of the class of 2010 he bluffed saying he was going to the bathroom and drove home, he knew it was no outlet with the Typical Freeport Girl.

Typical Freeport Girl by prude-ness April 11, 2010