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Free Smoke 

A proclamation made to would-be challengers, warning that anyone who wants to receive a beatdown - literal or otherwise - merely has to step up. This typically equates to catching a fade, getting washed in some sort of challenge (basketball, freestyling, et al), and generally being embarrassed in grand fashion.
"You really tryin to get these hands, my nigga? I'm givin out free smoke all day, pussy"

"You can't see me on the court, but you can get it too. Free smoke"
Free Smoke by dende07 December 1, 2016

free smoke 

you finna get yo ass beat. step up to the plate, take the beating
imma pull up to juliana's house "free smoke,free smoke"
free smoke by blackpower101 April 21, 2018

Free Smoke 

A proclamation made when you see how easy it is to beat Toko in a game of Smite.
"Toko is on the other team? free smoke!"
Free Smoke by SmiteGame February 7, 2020

smoke free campus 

one of the lower rings of hell. A community college or university campus that prohibits smoking or tobacco use. studends are forced to use tremendous ingenuity to find places and methods of smoking to avoid capture by authorities.
Smoker #1 *flicks bic*
smoker #2 dude no...
Smoker #1 why not? your smoking...?

Smoker #2 yeah, but I glued my cigarette to the inside of my coffee thermos so it will look like Im just drinking really really hot coffee.
Smoker #1 genius!
smoker #2 fuck this smoke free campus

freesmoker 

Term for girls (or in few cases men) that use thier sexuality to smoke weed for the free with no intentions of putting out despite what they say or imply.
Cindy the freesmoker came over to the house and acted like a slut to smoke weed and then left to find more weed to smoke.
freesmoker by Wordswurth May 12, 2011

Freesmoke 

To smoke in an unencumbered and leisurely manner.
Wanna pack the vape?
Nah, let's just roll a J and freesmoke.
Freesmoke by freesmoker June 10, 2016

FreeSmoke 

Anybody can get it
It’s freesmoke with who ever want it
FreeSmoke by Ben Gotti September 19, 2021
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