Free milk 

Sex without a relationship. Derives from the southern saying, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

I spoke to him on tinder , but he wanted free milk.

Free milk by Sad_college_ends October 11, 2016

Milk for Free

A term used to say that instead of intimacy in a relationship, you can get the sex for free( via slut, whore, prostitute, etc.) Also in the statement, " Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"

From RvB

Caboose: My dad always said " Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free?"
Church: Hey Rookie. Did you just call my girfriend a cow?
Tucker: No dude, I think he called her a slut.

Milk for Free by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey 

Los Angeles; where you can get anyhting you need, especially for your dietary neuroses.

I can't wait to get over the Cajon pass: we'll be in the land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey!

land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey by MPG May 4, 2004

Free return milking 

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.

dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.

Free return milking by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022