Short, balding, rat-like, and as proven from the recent camera phone 'porn' video, hung like a gerbil.
Got into the scene for the money, thanks to a leg up by Korn, proceded to make music which is only good while drunk and 16.
Was made 'CEO' of Interscope - his obvious lack of any management skills meant this was 'honourary' to promote the label, and Durst likely to have absolutely no control over company decisions - apart from maybe being A&R and a scout for other party/sport/nu-metal bands that appeared for a few seconds.
Likened to Kid Rock, Tommy Lee and Vanilla Ice in that they all have absolutely no talent, and jumped on the Nu-Metal band wagon, and now all sorely regret it as they no longer have a reputation.
Got into the scene for the money, thanks to a leg up by Korn, proceded to make music which is only good while drunk and 16.
Was made 'CEO' of Interscope - his obvious lack of any management skills meant this was 'honourary' to promote the label, and Durst likely to have absolutely no control over company decisions - apart from maybe being A&R and a scout for other party/sport/nu-metal bands that appeared for a few seconds.
Likened to Kid Rock, Tommy Lee and Vanilla Ice in that they all have absolutely no talent, and jumped on the Nu-Metal band wagon, and now all sorely regret it as they no longer have a reputation.
Fred Durst invented 'Party Metal'
by SMiek April 03, 2006
definition: frontman of the possibly dyslexic band 'Limp Bizkit'(sic.)
defining characteristics: red cap, baggy trousers, angry, loud, bit of a muthafucker
comment: Fred Durst really isn't that bad of a guy, a mon avis. I in fact admire his 'don't give a fuck' attitude, and believe it or not, don't think he actually takes himself as seriously as a lot of other definitions seem to imply. At the end of the day, some people must like him and his L.I.M.P chums, cos he's bloody rich and gets to pimp around in a Bentley all day. fair play to the lad.
defining characteristics: red cap, baggy trousers, angry, loud, bit of a muthafucker
comment: Fred Durst really isn't that bad of a guy, a mon avis. I in fact admire his 'don't give a fuck' attitude, and believe it or not, don't think he actually takes himself as seriously as a lot of other definitions seem to imply. At the end of the day, some people must like him and his L.I.M.P chums, cos he's bloody rich and gets to pimp around in a Bentley all day. fair play to the lad.
1.Yorkshire Man: i fookin' hate Fred Durst, he's wank.
Open Minded music fan: hey mate, check yourself before you wreck yourself. muthafucker...
2. Fred Durst gets a rap from his critics.
3. Fred Durst is f-ilarious.
4. Some of Fred Durst's lyrics have to be heard to be believed.
Open Minded music fan: hey mate, check yourself before you wreck yourself. muthafucker...
2. Fred Durst gets a rap from his critics.
3. Fred Durst is f-ilarious.
4. Some of Fred Durst's lyrics have to be heard to be believed.
by Boxman July 26, 2004
a fucking faggot who cannot write lyrics for his life and always tries to " rap " in his shitty ass songs . also see : wigger , idiot , and dip shit .
when i first heard the limp bizkit song " nookie " :
fred durst : i did it all for the nookie! ( what ? ) the nookie ! ( what ) so you can take that cookie , and stick it up your -
me : shut the fuck up already !! * destroys limp bizkit cd *
fred durst : i did it all for the nookie! ( what ? ) the nookie ! ( what ) so you can take that cookie , and stick it up your -
me : shut the fuck up already !! * destroys limp bizkit cd *
by a person who hates limp bizkit June 14, 2007
A talentless, cock-sucking, social cling-on who talks shit, has no balls and can't get laid. Makes himself out to be a tough guy, but I would bet good money that most 150lbs weaklings could dish the hurt on him with little or no effort. If I ever saw him I would beat the shit into his smug face, shit in that stupid cap he wears and set fire to his clothes. For added value, I'd whip out my cock and piss all over him shouting "Hey look! I'm pissing on Fred Durst". Then I'd bet most people would join in
Fred Durst: Back the fuck up!
Weakling: BOO!
Fred Durst: I have to go now, I've just shat my stupid pants
Weakling: BOO!
Fred Durst: I have to go now, I've just shat my stupid pants
by Dangerous G March 25, 2004
Fred Durst formed Limp Bizkit in 1994. He was upped into the business by friends KoRn.
Judged by many people and classed as a "prick". Fred's ego may be big, but he is a nice guy.
Judged by many people and classed as a "prick". Fred's ego may be big, but he is a nice guy.
by Jonas January 19, 2005
by Heather June 25, 2005
A untalented, hated, and crying singer/rapper from Florida.
Fred Durst sounds like a kid about to go through puberty when he starts his whining voice and then tries to "scream" which is just pure crap compared to M Shadows, Johnathan Davis, or Howard Jones.
Then he tries to make things better with his rip-off rhymes while he disgraces all rappers by saying 2 nouns followed by the 'f word' then one verb followed with another 'f-word'.
Fred Durst has also made more enemies than Axl Rose could ever get.
His current enemies include:
Scott Stapp of Creed-Talked about Stapp behind his back. Stapp offered to box with Durst, Durst backed down.
All of Slipknot-Durst called Slipknot fans "fat kids" and they don't like their fans insulted.
Zakk Wylde of Black Label Society (and many acts with GNR and Black Sabbath)
Britney Spears-Durst said they had a sexual relationship.
Eminem
Taproot
Placebo
Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden
Trent Reznor only guy in NIN
99.999% of the world
As a disgrace to music, pop culture, and just being a prick, Fred Durst (in the words of Johnathan Davis) can
"SUCK MY DICK AND FUCKING LIKE IT!"
Fred Durst sounds like a kid about to go through puberty when he starts his whining voice and then tries to "scream" which is just pure crap compared to M Shadows, Johnathan Davis, or Howard Jones.
Then he tries to make things better with his rip-off rhymes while he disgraces all rappers by saying 2 nouns followed by the 'f word' then one verb followed with another 'f-word'.
Fred Durst has also made more enemies than Axl Rose could ever get.
His current enemies include:
Scott Stapp of Creed-Talked about Stapp behind his back. Stapp offered to box with Durst, Durst backed down.
All of Slipknot-Durst called Slipknot fans "fat kids" and they don't like their fans insulted.
Zakk Wylde of Black Label Society (and many acts with GNR and Black Sabbath)
Britney Spears-Durst said they had a sexual relationship.
Eminem
Taproot
Placebo
Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden
Trent Reznor only guy in NIN
99.999% of the world
As a disgrace to music, pop culture, and just being a prick, Fred Durst (in the words of Johnathan Davis) can
"SUCK MY DICK AND FUCKING LIKE IT!"
My name is Fred Durst. I made a band called Limp Bizkit. I charge cheap shows so I can see old saggy boobs from girls.
Please kill me.
Please kill me.
by a7x fan June 14, 2008