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franks and beans 

ex #1 Is it the fank or the beans, son? (retard in the background) Franks and Beans!!franks and beans!!

ex#2 brook brashear doesnt have a frank or any beans!!
franks and beans by aus-t-o-ne April 17, 2003
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franks and beans 

puttin your mushroom headed warrior under a woman expericencing diarheaa and insert it into her mouthal region
i gave your mother some franks and beans last night, she was hungry, they were delectable

Franks-and-Beans 

Franks-and-Beans, referring to a line in the blockbuster movie "There's Something About Mary" Starring Ben Stiller, as Ted Stroehmann and Cameron Diaz, as Mary Jensen. The line spoken by the retarded brother of Mary (Diaz) in reference to Warren Jensen (W.Earl Brown) Speaking of when Ted was caught masturbating. "He was masturbating"
Warren has a striking resemblence to Milton from Office Space. He can usually be found sleeping in closets, masturbating, or hanging around Mexican bath houses, looking for the trademark "Franks-and-Beans"
Warren - "Franks-and-Beans, FRANKS AND BEANS"
"He was Masturbating"
He was touching his Frans-and-Beans.

Franks-and-Beans by Bill-Lumbergh January 27, 2007

frank and beans

cock and balls
"His beans, not his frank was caught in his fly"

Frank and beans

The name of an Australian underwear company in Sydney.
Chris bought boxer shorts off frank and beans website
Frank and beans by Grabitch August 14, 2014

Frank and beans

During gay sex, the top is penetrating the bottom's ass with both his penis and balls simultaneously.
"He stretched my ass out so much last night with his frank and beans. It was both impressive and just as pleasurable."
Frank and beans by Gayberham94 January 3, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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