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First-person-thumber, just like every FPS title, except instead of with guns, all the baddies are portrayed as also madly mashing their thumbs on smartphones and controllers.
I saw this highlarious FPT yesterday, where the targets were like at a carnival, with ducks and shit, trying to shoot you back.
FPT by tooteller February 10, 2019
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usualy put before nerf
'i heard she dumbed u last night'
'nerf fpt'
Abbreviation for Front Page Tech, A technology themed YouTube channel run by a guy named Jon Prosser. FPT is known to leak upcoming Apple products and making Apple executives mad.
FPT by LousyPotato June 22, 2021
Fortnite porn trey ong. No kizzy to this shit and i be putting this ong when i rap dick holes for breakefuest cuh. Blicky sticky nigga diccky.,
FPT is ong nigga
FPT by NIggaBallsBEONgFr September 4, 2022
Fart-Propelled Turd (FPT): A piece of fecal matter (a turd) that, during defecation, gets a high-pressure pocket of gas trapped behind it, causing a violent exit and a massive splash.
"I was just trying to have a peaceful bathroom break, but a random fpt absolutely nuked the toilet bowl and gave me the worst Poseidon’s kiss of my life."
FPT by anonymous May 25, 2026

FPT University 

The best tech university in Vietnam. Actually, the best marketing university in Vietnam. FPT University has super speed slow wifi connection, a large parking spaces with small to no spots available, equipped with lifts that students aren't allowed to use or no lifts at all, you have to pay for tickets if you wanna join in school's events, very high tuition fee for online learning, also a huge number of freshmen joins the university while there are not enough classrooms, bad design websites and buggy exam programs. It is the most loved school in Vietnam.
Dit me truong lon FPT (Fuck FPT University).
He goes to FPT University, he must be a fuck boy.
FPT University by sg1000g November 19, 2022

FPT School 

when you see FPT School at Vietnam, it mean prison. When you enroll here you will get a combo of stress, fear, lack of sleep, lack of food, deadlines to death
"I'm going to prison tomorrow" means "tomorrow we have to go to FPT school"
FPT School by FPT Heaven October 24, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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