fourth of july

The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.

police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.

by ouirewoi August 2, 2007

fourth of july

When a girl or guy gives you a blow job while they have pop rocks the candy in their mouth.

Before my girlfriend went down on me I had her put some pop rocks in her mouth so I could have a great Fourth of July.

by Douche and Destroy January 20, 2011

fourth of july

1. An excuse to get fucked up.

2. The perfect occassion to burn an American flag.

This Fourth of July I'm going to get so high and burn the fucking flag.

by bonchay July 4, 2008

fourth of july

national sam wilson day, fourth of july is now classified as national sam wilson day.

person: hey it’s fourth of july happy america day

better person: no it’s not it national sam wilson day

by you will never knowwww July 1, 2021

Fourth of July

A celebration of the time the Americans gave the british the biggest L in the history of Ls

British person: “Why is it spelled ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. ‘but canceled’ in America?”
American: “We gave you the L in 1776 on the Fourth of July.”

by 281CubicInchesOfFreedom July 3, 2018

Fourth of July

The day Will Smith saved the earth from an alien invasion

Person A: Thank goodness Will Smith saved us from aliens
Person B: I'll drink to that. Happy Fourth of July

by HTRFVBHGTFCVGFC July 4, 2008

Fourth of July

the night that everyone spams there stories with fireworks even though nobody even looks at them.

girl: i’m gonna post all of the fireworks on my story on fourth of july even tho no one is gonna even look!

by looooosey.gooooosey July 4, 2019