fountie

A portmanteau of fuckin' and mountie. A derogatory term used for any maple syrup loving Canuck that thinks they should have won gold in Vancouver.

Matt: "You see the Crosby prick score that lucky goal?"

Dave: "Fuckin fountie"

by dirtymatt March 5, 2010

fauntie

Fun aunt with a cuter and more personalized touch to the word.
Also see faunt

Kid's Mom: I'm dropping the kids off at my sister's later. They love her, she is such a fauntie!

by nilssonkatta January 29, 2019

Frothy Fountian

The frothy fountain is when a guy goes for round two of sex after he has already came inside his girl with so much friction and air contact the cum from both people begins to foam in excess. When the right consistancy has been achieved, the guy is to thrust very hard creating a "fountain" effect. Splattering the cum where ever it may land. If he is lucky, double points if it lands on her face.

He received extra bragging points from his buddies when his "Frothy Fountian" creation splattered in his womans face.

by DildoSaggin's October 17, 2010

Fauntie

The best friend of a mother who just had her baby. The baby calls the moms best friend "Auntie" even though there is no blood relation. You become a Fauntie.

I'd like to introduce you to my new son, he's 5 weeks old. And this here is my best friend in the world, met when we were 12, she's the baby's fauntie"

by slimhaydee January 6, 2011

Fountinofpiss

very epic tiktoker who makes the best walten files videos known to man, besides martin lol.

Dude guy one: yo have you heard of Fountinofpiss?
dude guy two: yes, now shut the fuck up im watching the walten files.

by apollozvoiid July 23, 2021

Fourtied

jizz on

"dood...i think i just fourtied myself"

by laxplr May 14, 2010

fountian of youth

first you must understand what a donkey punch is. this would be like the next step. then you must get your date VERY drunk. while doing it from the back, in whatever hole you like, your date gets really sick because of the back-and-forth motion. continue to ride it like you stole it until she says shes gonna throw up. tell her to just do it. still continue to hit it until she vomits(hopefully repeatedly). while she vomits her abdomen will clamp down on your meat and two veg like a vice. viola...fountain of youth.

"foo, i was fountian of youthin' in my moms mini-van and she got chunks all over the door!"

"i almost couldnt hold on for the full 8 seconds while i fountain of youthed with this chick last night."

by letthefloodswell April 23, 2004