fortnite noob

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A person who doesn’t know how to play the simple game Fortnite and decides to brag as soon as they receive a win. These people often freak out when they hear shooting around them and claim that the enemy is hacking if they don’t get the kill. Fortnite noobs can be bush campers,players who hide in trees ,and just a person who corners themselves in a room to hide from opponents.

Hey did you hear Andrew has only one Fortnite win and he’s gloating about it, what a Fortnite noob.

fortnite noob by G4laxyINVAD3R May 11, 2018

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fortnite noob

People who kiss their dads on the mouth

"DAMN IT!!! A FORTNITE NOOB JUST KILLED ME!!!!"

fortnite noob by DarkDefinor September 7, 2018

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Fortnite noob

IS like when you are super bad at game laike yu kant be bdaer OMG!!1111!!!!11111

Fortnite NOOB YOU ARE!!!1111!!!11

Fortnite noob by L.bä November 13, 2020

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Fortnite free skin noob

A guy who only has free skins

Rundong is a fortnite free skin noob? lol, such a noob and bot.

Fortnite free skin noob by arandomfortnitecoolkid August 26, 2023

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Fortnite nooby nigger

Some random black knob who plays fortnite 24/7 who is dog shit

Is that the fortnite nooby nigger who dosent come outside?

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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