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Fartbroken 

When someone fails to fart after repeated attempts and become very frustrated and upset about it.
The other day, I really wanted to fart. I tried so many times, I squeezed, grunted, and even screamed, but nothing would come out! I was so fartbroken.
Fartbroken by smellyjanus May 15, 2011

fortblock 

A person set on stopping ones fortnite time
Cant man, my girls being a fortblock!
fortblock by Ajizzle31 May 26, 2018

Forebroding 

adj. The feeling you get when you see a buddies number on your caller id and know hes calling to ask you to help him do something that is a dumb idea.
I felt Forebroding when saw that Lars called me so I didnt answer it because I knew he was calling to have me help him move a 550 LB steel gun safe upstairs with only a handtruck.
Forebroding by Professor Tawdry October 1, 2009
Hey Huntrurd, wanna play some Fortblox?
Fortblox by ROBLOX MAN May 29, 2018

Fortbrolio

pronounced: fort-bro-lee-oh

(noun)
When a bro barges into a conversation flexing his so-called impressive portfolio whether it's stocks, crypto, or his “entrepreneurial ventures” with unshakable overconfidence but ends up sounding obnoxious, self-important, and unintentionally hilarious. Usually includes buzzwords, vague future wealth claims, and zero humility.
“Hey dude, I really like what you've done here and I would love to take part in this venture, so I'm just going to leave you my fortbrolio. Give me a call sometime.”

OR

“We were talking about mutual funds and then Chad dropped his fortbrolio on the table like he’s Warren Buffett. Bro relax.”
Fortbrolio by Pinky119 November 1, 2025

Fortblox Battle Royal Land 

Knockoff of Fortnite, usually used as a joke.
Man 1: Hey dude, wanna play FBRL?
Man 2: What's that?
Man 1: Fortblox Battle Royal Land, man!
Man 2: Hell Yeah!!