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Normalised Kunis Unit 

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.
"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"
Normalised Kunis Unit by Dg3097 November 24, 2014

Frogalised 

To be frozen upon leaving Phyllis' house in winter
"i'm fucking frogalised in that weather"
Frogalised by Nigel McA February 5, 2009

foetalised 

To be curled up in the fetal position and unable to move, the morning after a massive night out dirnking/dancing/partying.
Holly was unable to talk to Alexe on the phone as she was foetalised from all the RedBull she drank last night.
foetalised by highcaffeinecode September 13, 2012

generative formalism 

Proposal that the biological emergence of language was caused by a reaching of a critical level of female-inherited genetic variation.
Generative formalism says that language emerged when one reached a threshold-level of genetic variation as inherited from one's FEMALE ancestors.

Ironically this was caused by male looting and conquest.
generative formalism by metawave November 3, 2019

feralised 

Feralised mean when you a feral but you make over 50 grand in a year but don't dress like
Oh look she at the shopping centre wearing no shoes, she feralised
feralised by Karranoia March 21, 2023

monarcho-formalism 

Process by which time creates heaven and reality.

Employs the forward movement of the structure of time (limina) to create the uncountable cyclical-linear lines lateral supersets of heaven.

The lateral supersets pierce the eye of the limina to enter the circle of reality as members of a radial superset.
Monarcho-formalism indicates that heaven is the mirrorworld before us; not behind us.

From the past: ultranihilism liminally creates the limina; filling reality with BEING.
monarcho-formalism by zanderfin December 7, 2019