Forlano 

A well dressed man, with tendancies of being an alcholic cock sucking slob.

The act of a cock sucking slob trying to get in a straight guys pants.

Julie: Look at that good looking guy over their.
Katie: Dont bother, he's a Forlano.

Son of a bitch tried tried to Forlano me.

Forlano by parker19777 December 3, 2006

Dirty forlano 

The act of performing oral sex on someone who's penis was previously up your ass.

Before I cum in your ass, let me give you a dirty forlano

Dirty forlano by parker19777 December 9, 2006

forlan 

A striker for Uruguay who currently plays for Atletico Madrid, formerly for Manchester United. He played in the 2002 and 2010 World Cups, and in 2010 he propelled Uruguay to fourth place. He scored 5 goals and won the Golden Ball for being the best player in the tournament. Women around the globe are in awe of his magnificent golden hair.

Diego Forlan kinda looks like a statue of a Greek god.

forlan by Bromina August 14, 2010

Diego Forlan 

A Uruguayan soccer player that played for Manchester United, for a few years he didn't do to well there,made some clumsy misses,a few goals but nothing to impress anyone.But in the season 2004-2005 playing for Villareal from Spain he was European golden boot along with Henry(Arsenal) with 25 goals,and pichichi of Spain leading with most goal.Then in the season 2005-2006 he was semi-finalist in the Champions league.Villareal loosing against Arsenal at a narrow score line of 1-0 after both games.

guy 1: you kicked some ass on the pitch today,keep up the good work!

guy 2: yeah, next year hopefully I'll be like Diego Forlan.

guy 1: you'll never be like Forlan, he's too good!!

Diego Forlan by scaminator December 19, 2006

Foolano 

A random person of questionable intelligence; dolt or moron.

Etymology: Derived from Spanish word Fulano, a generic proper noun roughly translated as "what's his name."

We would've made it out with the goods if Foolano here hadn't tripped the security system.

Foolano by tomte June 3, 2004

Forzano 

Honor and pride. The Best at everthing he does

Francisco Forzano

Forzano by Angel August 26, 2003

diego forlan 

an extremely strong alcoholic drink. 8 shots of vodka (ulster shots, 35ml) thrown in a pint glass with some ice and topped up with blue wkd. derived from the special k and named after former european golden boot winner and manchester united legend diego forlan

whys dave lying face down on the floor?

cos he's just had a diego forlan and 2 special ks the mad bastard

diego forlan by dangerous dave (unofficial) December 12, 2008