forewordplay

The act of inserting racy or sexually charged but coded content into the beginning of one's thesis, book or report. From foreword, foreplay and wordplay

A: "Did you like the preface of my book? It was dedicated to you!"
B: "The forewordplay really got me in the mood!"

forewordplay by bookkake May 22, 2015

Firewords 

Words spoken when a person is under the influence of alcohol.

Words that hurt.

Bar Patron: Hey beer bitch, give me another Tom Collins now. I'm a paying customer!
Bartender: Sir those firewords are getting your ass thrown out! Pours the Tom Collins over the bar patron's head

Daughter: Mommy, Dave was being mean to me at school today. He called me a low-IQ cunt.
Mom: Is this the same Dave that was caught with a bottle of Jameson in kindergarten honey? It's okay dear, those were just firewords. They were just firewords...
Daughter: Cries

Firewords by McHesp September 16, 2017

fast forword 

the most useless thing that a middle school student can do. it is for babies and not for 13 year olds. all you do is sit there and do nothing. it is useless.

you want to go to school and learn
no imma just do fast forword

fast forword by ihatethisreeeeeee February 22, 2019