forchaved 

the act of getting drunk or stoned in the early afternoon, passing out and missing an engagement

I'm sorry I didn't make it to the bbq, I forchaved it on the couch with a bottle of Jaeger and a jelly donut.

forchaved by gp1 September 18, 2008

forchaved 

the act of getting drunk or stoned early in the day, passing out and missing an evening engagement

I'm sorry I didn't make it to the barbeque, I forchaved it on the couch with a bottle of booze and a jelly donut.

forchaved by gp1 September 18, 2008