The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friendscouch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.
After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.
Colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. Animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.
Did you see the news story about how the Chicago City Council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?
No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).