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Football Head 

A term created by me or AzureMidnightGemStoneDude2K3 back in 2020 to refer to Molly Peterson. But these “troublemakers” are not bad. In actuality they said an useless term.

Football head 

“Oh, that ryan? Like… the football head one?”

big dummy head football dog

A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.
Walter is so cute”
Yeah he’s a big dummy head football dog”

Football headed yogurt slinger 

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.
My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

footballhead 

a white person's head that is elongated with the back of the head that looks like a football that you can kick around
this honkey got some real bulging footballhead, like a space monkey shot into space. i wanna kick it like a football.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026